February 2012
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Saw a toddler in Ed Hardy pajamas. I called Child...
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I gave up Lent for Lent. Catholiception.
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My favorite Pokémon has to be Klonopin.
You forfeit access to a woman's vagina the moment...
Trevor Truth #307
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"I could watch paint dry with you and it would be...
-Probably the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me.
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Let's play Words With Friends-With-Benefits™
(It’s just Scrabble but the winner gets a resentful handjob)
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"UTZ! UTZ! UTZ! UTZ! UTZ!"
-potato chips in da club
The Bible should just be one page that says:...
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If I invited you over to "watch a movie" and we...
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Whitney Houston, age 48, pop star and estranged...
Any house party can be a housewarming party if you...
Dating tip!
If a guy asks you what’s your favorite thing to eat, say, “My feelings.”
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Dear Cash 4 Gold,
Hey! How’s it going man? I’m cool, I’m cool. So listen, just wanted to quickly go over the details of this little business-dealio we talked about yesterday so we can move along and uh, get this thing off the ground.
Okay, great. So yeah, like you said, I’ll go around my house and collect all the unwanted gold and jewelry I can find.. like, that Cartier “love”...
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Trevor presents: Stereotyping People by the Indie...
Feist Chicks who ”didn’t agree with the ending” of (500) Days of Summer.
Modest Mouse People who expressed legitimate concern regarding the state of humanity when J.D. Salinger died. Girl Talk Bar Mitzvah crashers. My Morning Jacket People whose reaction to the Grand Canyon could be summed up as “Eh.” Iron and Wine Grown men who always get roped into being the DD for “Ladies Night Out”...
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The hardest part of grandpa's dementia was...
This winter, please donate your unused fucks to...
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Anyone who says there is "no reason to ever hit a...