February 2012
50 posts
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Feb 27th
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Saw a toddler in Ed Hardy pajamas. I called Child...
Feb 27th
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Listen“16 Years” -Phantogram Phantogram is...
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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I gave up Lent for Lent. Catholiception.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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My favorite Pokémon has to be Klonopin.
Feb 22nd
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You forfeit access to a woman's vagina the moment...
Trevor Truth #307
Feb 21st
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ListenOh, you’ve got blue eyes. Oh, you’ve...
Feb 19th
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"I could watch paint dry with you and it would be...
-Probably the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me.
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Let's play Words With Friends-With-Benefits™
(It’s just Scrabble but the winner gets a resentful handjob)
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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‎"UTZ! UTZ! UTZ! UTZ! UTZ!"
-potato chips in da club
Feb 17th
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The Bible should just be one page that says:...
Feb 16th
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Listen“I Don’t Believe You” -The...
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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If I invited you over to "watch a movie" and we...
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Listen“Only Happy When It Rains” -Garbage ...
Feb 13th
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Listen“Eyes as Candles” -Passion Pit I love...
Feb 12th
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Whitney Houston, age 48, pop star and estranged...
Feb 12th
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Any house party can be a housewarming party if you...
Feb 12th
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Dating tip!
If a guy asks you what’s your favorite thing to eat, say, “My feelings.”
Feb 12th
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Dear Cash 4 Gold,
Hey! How’s it going man? I’m cool, I’m cool. So listen, just wanted to quickly go over the details of this little business-dealio we talked about yesterday so we can move along and uh, get this thing off the ground.  Okay, great. So yeah, like you said, I’ll go around my house and collect all the unwanted gold and jewelry I can find.. like, that Cartier “love”...
Feb 12th
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Listen“The Breakup” -Fleeting Joys The...
Feb 12th
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Trevor presents: Stereotyping People by the Indie...
Feist  Chicks who ”didn’t agree with the ending” of (500) Days of Summer.  Modest Mouse  People who expressed legitimate concern regarding the state of humanity when J.D. Salinger died.  Girl Talk  Bar Mitzvah crashers.  My Morning Jacket  People whose reaction to the Grand Canyon could be summed up as “Eh.”  Iron and Wine  Grown men who always get roped into being the DD for “Ladies Night Out”...
Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Listen“Holocene” -Bon Iver What a...
Feb 11th
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The hardest part of grandpa's dementia was...
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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This winter, please donate your unused fucks to...
Feb 6th
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Feb 2nd
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Listen“Dreams Money Can Buy” -Drake I love...
Feb 2nd
Anyone who says there is "no reason to ever hit a...
Feb 1st
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